Karrine Steffans has made a career out of sleeping with celebrities, appearing in videos and writing tell-all books. With a nickname like ‘Superhead’, she is not known for her intellect. Now that she has a new book out, shes wants to assume the mantel of respectability; she’s a wife and mother of two. Okay, Karrine, if you insist but you will always be known as Superhead whether you like it or not.
In this hilarious clip, Steffans is offended that the hosts haven’t read her book. She even cops an attitude with the interviewers in the first 30 seconds because they had the nerve to mention her skanky past which she documented in her tell-all book a few years back. The interview goes downhill from there; they end up trashing her and her book. What was she expecting!?
So much for time off for personal reflection, I had to come out against this dumbassness. Rapper-singer T-Pain claims that this ugly ass chain cost him $410,000, weighs 10 pounds and is 197 ‘carats’. I hope he’s lying because if I were this damn stupid, I wouldn’t be posting this ish on Twitter or telling anyone about it.
There are plenty of questions I could ask about this but it would be too much like writing a real blog post and asking some serious questions about the prudence of spending an obscene amount of money on a BIG ASS CHAIN that looks like silver electroplate and rhinestones. I predict T-Pain will be broke in 5-4-3-2-1….
Can someone please give Dog the Bounty Hunter a bath or something? Every time I see him, I want to grab my garden hose, a steel wool pad and some soap and give him a good scrub. He’s killing me with this get up! I’m not sure if he popped the buttons off his shirt or if he’s trying to get his sexy on, either way, it’s just not a good look for him. Beer bellies are so not the sh*t on middle aged men, especially on ones who haven’t updated their hair or their wardrobe since 1973. A mullet, Dog, seriously? Beth……come get your man!
Uncle Rush says President Obama didn’t know that the Somali pirates were young black Muslim men, if he did, he would have handled the situation differently. I’m sure he doesn’t really believe this but since he’s made a career out of entertaining people with his bigotry, ignorance and bitterness, he can’t let his audience down, the show must go on.
In his world, the dangerous black men with big knives and automatic weapons terrorizing the high seas a few days ago are now defenseless Muslim teenagers and community organizers. This would be funny if people didn’t believe everything Rush Limbaugh says.
Flavor Flav, the object of affection in the ‘Flavor of Love‘ and former hype man for the legendary rap group Public Enemy, celebrated his 50th birthday last week. It’s been said that the more things change, the more they stay the same. This must be the case for Flav. A 50 year old man running around with some damn clocks around his neck and no grill? Flav must really be getting old.
Old school rapper Coolio was allegedly caught with drugs after passing through a Southwest Airlines checkpoint at LAX yesterday. According to reports, he had crack cocaine in his luggage. Crack cocaine!? Who still smokes that shit!? Crack is whack.
I don’t know what rock (no pun intended) he’s been hiding under, but he obviously hasn’t watched ‘Airline’, that reality show based on the adventures of Southwest Airlines employees. Those folks don’t play. Besides that, where has been where attempting to smuggle any illegal drug through any airport actually works. He might have had better luck with a loaded gun.
Doing stupid stuff like this will get you arrested with a quickness. He obviously hasn’t heard or thought it didn’t apply to him. Oh, well…
Now there is a distinct possibility that the crack didn’t even belong to him and he was set-up but I don’t think anyone cares. Coolio and all of his dumbassness is so 90s, he’s a mediocre rapper. I’m hoping VH-1 won’t offer him a dating show like Flavor Flav or Ray-J but he might be an excellent candidate for the Celebrity Rehab show though.
I’m still scratching my head over this one. Only someone whose brain is fried from drug use would try to sneak them through the airport in their luggage. This is pure dumbassness. Poor Coolio.
Photo: Mr. and Mrs. Charles Barkley taken from Kenya Talk
I was going to post that greasy looking drunk photo of TNT basketball commentator Charles Barkley but I decided enough people have already posted that mug so I’ll do something different. Unless you’ve been hiding out with Osama bin Laden on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border, you’ve already heard that Barkley was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence on New Year’s Eve.
Leave it to Barkley to take the dumbassness to the next level, seems he was in a hurry to get oral sex from an unidentified female passenger in his black SUV. Is it any news that the female passenger probably was not Mrs. Barkley (pictured above)? I think he can forget about running for governor of Alabama, most politicians usually wait until they get elected to office to do something this stupid.
So now we can add adulterer to Sir Charles’ illustrious list of accomplishments: gambler, drunk, loud mouth and idiot. I’m not even going to get into his well-documented disdain for and disrespect of black women, I think the picture of him and the missus explains it all.
The police conducted a surprise search on suspended New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress’ home last night. Aside from the mini arsenal of weapons: a 9mm handgun, a 30.06 calibre rifle and ammunition and a clip for a .45 gun, the investigators also found the bloody clothes and shoes from that accidental shooting incident last month.
It seems laundry day had not come to the Burress home, so the blood stained jeans and shoes he was wearing when he accidentally shot himself were collected along with the weapons. Why Plaxico didn’t throw the bloody stuff away or at least wash them will not be one of life’s great mysteries but only confirms his status at the back of the lines for both brains and common sense. Pure dumbassness indeed.
Without knowing very much about Plaxico and his unregistered weapons, he has already fit the dumb black athlete stereotype perfectly. He’s already squandered his NFL career by doing some stupid shit and now he’s out of job and a $1 million dollar bonus. Real friends don’t let you do stupid stuff, Plaxico!
So what’s up with all the guns and ammo anyway? I haven’t the slightest idea but Morris O’Kelly, a nationally syndicated columnist breaks it down in his column here. In the meantime, I’m certain there will be more news about Plaxico forthcoming, this story is far from over but unfortunately it’s something we’ve all heard before. It can only get worse.
This past weekend, news just happened so fast that I couldn’t even begin to keep up with all of it. Listed below are some recent events that have me completely baffled.
Attacks on Mumbai Okay, the attackers disrupted the city with their selective attacks on symbols of Western culture, five star hotels, Americans, Brits and Jews but to what end? We already know these Muslim nihilists are angry and miserable but must they terrorize the rest of us?
I’d really like to see these guys and gals get together on some isolated island so they can blow themselves up and leave the rest of us the hell alone. No paradise and 99 1/2 virgins for these infidels, they should just go straight to hell.
Plaxico Burress First of all, who names a child Plaxico!? I wish black people would stop giving their children ridiculous names and wondering why they do stupid shit like shooting themselves with their own unregistered gun.
Naming your child Dalcapone Alpaccino Morris Yes, that’s his real name. See what I wrote about Plaxico above. Looks like someone watched ‘Scarface’ one too many times and thought it would be cute to name their son Dalcapone Alpaccino. WTF!? Everytime I see an airbrushed oversized t-shirt of Al Pacino as Scarface my ass puckers. Okay, I’m exaggerating and being vulgar.
When will the fascination with the dumbassness that is Tony Montana (played by Al Pacino) and that stupidass movie ‘Scarface’ end? Is it any surprise that a child named Dalcapone would grow up to have a criminal record? I hope Dalcapone works this out because crime does not pay.
Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State Yes, I’m still complaining about this one. I’m very disappointed with President-elect Obama’s choice. Miss Hillary is all wrong and anyone who says she would make a great Secretary of State is straight up lying. Her and her husband Bill are going to bring Obama trouble.
Puff Daddy, P. Diddy or Diddy as the black James Bond!? Oh, hell to the naw! When will he go away? I heard he just dropped a ridiculous sum of money making an audition tape in the South of France to convince the producers to cast him as the first black James Bond. Aaaargh!
It would help if you could act and were halfway nice looking Diddy but it ain’t so!
Spare us from your bathroom mirror fantasies. I know I don’t care. Why not devote your time to some other endeavor that needs your attention like your growing brood of children. I think that’s a great place to start.
I’m not a Wal-Mart shopper for various reasons I won’t get into here but I never cease to be amazed at the ignorance of people who line up the day after Thanksgiving to get some of those unbelieveable holiday bargains.
At the Wal-Mart in Valley Stream, New York, Jdimytai Damour was trampled to death as he opened the doors for the eager shoppers at 5:00 am this morning. One shopper characterized the crowd as “savages”. This characterization didn’t seem too harsh since the crowd complained that they had been in line since Thursday morning and contined to shop even after they were told the store would be closing due to the employee’s death. Ho-ho-ho!?
Among the bargains these savages were after: a Samsung 50 inch plasma television for $798, DVDs for $9 and a 10.2 megapixel Samsung digital camera for $69. I’m certain Mr. Damour’s family would agree that none of these doorbusting prices was worth his life.
